Latest Tweets:

  • Me: i just owoke up
  • FUCKING HELL
  • Roxanne: i just downloaded 2 gigs of music
  • zipped
  • lol
  • Me: LOLOL
  • Roxanne: and now my internet is being a butt
  • Me: welcome to my life
  • Roxanne: because there are 38 files currently downloading.
  • do you get that weird thing where there's like greenish whitish purple stripes
  • cause idk what it is
  • Me: ???!??1 wat
  • lolol
  • Roxanne: i took a picture with my phone
  • that stripey thing is what has happened to the firefox window
  • i sent it to youuuu
  • Me: lol kayyss
  • Roxanne: OH LAWDY
  • my dbag friend left a juicebox on my desk
  • and now
  • ANTS
  • EVERYWHERE
  • AAAAH theres one on my shirt
  • brb
  • Me: olololo
  • k
  • Roxanne: fu internets fu
  • fu fu fu
  • little bunny fufu
  • Me: lol
  • O LAWDY
  • Roxanne: did you see the pic?
  • i mean wtf is that
  • i have no idea
  • wtf
  • it has consumed my internets
  • and desktop
  • Me: i would just use safari for now
  • Roxanne: lolol k
  • Me: lol it really has consumed your internets
  • your buddy icon is the aim running man
  • Roxanne: i think it consumed safari too
  • WTF???? do i have a goddamn virus or something
  • Me: DID YOU GOOGLE IT
  • Roxanne: MY INTERNET ISNT WORKIJNG
  • Me: that was mean
  • Roxanne: YOU ARE MY ONLY CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD
  • Me: i apologize
  • Roxanne: except not rlly
  • lol
  • fuck.
  • brbbb~~
  • Me: kkkkk
  • DONT DIE