asterisks

"Yeah, of course, man. The world’s gonna end on December 21, 2012. Exactly that date. Duh. It’s so obvious because Nostradamus knows everything. His random poems are SO well translated and interpreted. Oh, and the Mayans…fuck yeah, man, they were AMAZING. So fucking advanced and shit. They were so advanced that they completely resisted Spanish takeover in the 9th 16th century. Oh wait."

lauren’s brother ian